From an OKCupid profile:

I'm your guy if you want to enjoy each and everyday in your relationship and want to be treated as if you're the only female in the world.

Oooookay, and no.  That would freak me right the heck out.  I don't want to be the only woman in your world!  We need separate lives too, you know.  Back off, imaginary boyfriend ( Read more... )